Marital Aid or Medical Equipment?

This morning, at 7.30AM, was my first (of probably many) ultrasounds & blood tests. The blood work was a piece of cake, but you think they would have warned me that the probe for the transvaginal ultrasounds looks like, well.....a "marital aid"-modeled after John Holmes, no less. It wasn't bad, only mildly uncomfortable, but I think I'm still trying to recover from the fact that the marital aid/ultrasound probe was covered in, oh wait for it....a condom. Sadly, it wasn't 'ribbed for her pleasure'.

In this same general realm & a complete waste of time, but fun nevertheless...
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